Spidered to death!

Get it? Like scared to death? By a spider? :) Haha.

Well, last week I was driving to work and all of a sudden I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Once I realized what it was I FREAKED out.


Imagine this, but with green spots.

 It was a spider, and not just a normal spider. A spider with green spots on its butt. It was hanging from a web that it was trying to make across my door. Now, freaking out while driving a car is generally a bad thing, so I tried to remain calm with my eyes on both the spider and the road, and with one hand on the stearing wheel while the other hand was frantically digging though my glove box in search of something to smash it with. After tearing apart my glove box, and trying to keep track of the spider, and of course the road, I found an old reciept and went to smash it.


I pomise it was scary.

 Well, it had started to move and when I went to kill it, it fell. On me. Almost running me off the road.


Okay... It wasn't this bad. I didn't even leave the lane.

 I quickly got back to drivng, and just tried to reamin calm for the remainer of my trek to work (not even 5 minutes left). It was hard, but I did it. I'm still afraid that the spider is going to randomly appear and scare me again.

Stay tuned for next weeks epidisode

When the flies attack!

Southern Belle in Paradise

*I hope paradise doesn't involve spiders in my face.*